Resolution Repeater Prints

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"I'm starting my diet today."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"I made a note of your New Year's resolutions"

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.