Resolution Reimaginer Pillows

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'

Holidays are Here, Think!

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Alice in Badassland

"I'm starting my diet today."

Under New Management.

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"I made a note of your New Year's resolutions"