Resolution Rebooter Prints

bugger...there goes the last of the new years resolutions

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

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Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

Holidays are Here, Think!

'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"