Resistance Trainer Extraordinaire Mugs

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Drawing on an island.

Good Dog!

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'138 Days without an accident!'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Phyllis exercises her demons.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

"So what attracted you to us?"

Phobias.

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"We reviewed your application and we'd like to hire it - not you."

'We too thought we could resist social media.'

School of Hard Knocks

"Sorry, give me one second."

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

Vive La Résistance.

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

'So Ben, how do you feel about helping Ed break in his pup?'

Only Spocks