Resilient Parent Pillows

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Do you think we'll ever get it back Daddy?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Covid and Restarting School

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Dancing Doctor

"I've had it with the nineties!"

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'It's the plumber ... '

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Now, take all the change and everything else out of your pockets and go through again." "Mom!"

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'