Resilient Applicant Gifts

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Covid and Restarting School

Resume Dumpers

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Eva Schloss

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Dancing Doctor

The Life Cycle of a Startup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

Benefits of Living Abroad

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Hang in There!

Victim support

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

Trees and hurricanes

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

'Well, here we are at last.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'