Resilient Applicant Gifts

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Covid and Restarting School

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Eva Schloss

Flower growing from a bomb.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Dancing Doctor

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

Benefits of Living Abroad

Hang in There!

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

Victim support

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

Trees and hurricanes

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

'Well, here we are at last.'

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

'A crane fell on your office while you were out, sir. I've been sent back to the steno pool and you've been asked to look for another job.'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Umbrella with Flowers