Resigning From A Job Pillows

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"It's hard to keep good people."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Best Scapegoat

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."