Reservoir Spotting T-Shirts

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

All Natural Nothing

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Fire escape to the clouds

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'