Reserved Personality Pillows

Reserved

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Introverted Chair

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Go away

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

'You need to come out of your shell.'

At The Beach.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"It's great to be back!"

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"I miss handshakes"

'I hate networking.'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

"It's a franchise."

"Home school class reunion"

"I'm ok, thanks anyway. . . all is good here!"

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

"I've never been one for small talk..."

"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."

"OK, one more, but that is it."

"Gah! Too many people!"