Reservations Riddle Solver Prints

"Table for three?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"I'd like to make a supper reservation for 12 disciples + 1, and could you put us at a table big enough so we can all sit on one side."

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

"What has one horn and gives milk?"

Sam's Gourmet Diner. I'll have chicken and he'll have eggs -- we want to see which one comes first.