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I merely wanted to read books.

In the Guru District

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Are we there yet?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Couples' therapy

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Great Therapy!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Computer Expert

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Between Offices

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

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