Research Funding Success T-Shirts

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Breakthrough

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Pinara fund

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

I got the raise

Biotechnology in agriculture

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Torrent of venture capital.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

Made Possible By A Grant...

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

University Science Dept - Grant writer: 'EUREKA!'