Research Funding Success Pillows

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Breakthrough

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

Pinara fund

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

I got the raise

Biotechnology in agriculture

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Torrent of venture capital.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."