Research Buddy Mugs

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Library

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

The end is near

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Bro of Frankenstein

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Micro and Macro Department,

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Pizza Study Party

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I love college."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."