Study Buddies Mugs

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think of you as my academic wingman."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Library

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Bro of Frankenstein

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Pizza Study Party