Rescuer's Companion Pillows

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Others will fight for you

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"He's a rescue."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"I've got a pulse!"

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"Thanks man!"

"I want that one, mommy!"