Rescued By Love Mugs

"Sometimes I wonder who 'rescued' whom?"

"Foster failure"

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Lifeboat

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'