Rescue The Reindeer Fans T-Shirts

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Reindeer

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"We've made a few changes."