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'The first aid team has the day off.'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Fetching some fuel.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"She was a rescue."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Search and Rescue

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."