Rescue Scenario Humorist Prints

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'How was my emergency stop?'

Cotton candy

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

Luck

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."