Rescue Mission Strategist Prints

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

65 Million Years Ago

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I hate evolution!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The trap

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Prepper Dog

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"