Rescue Dogs Mugs

"What the hell do you want kelp for?"

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Goldie, I'm sinking! It's not time to play.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Lifesaver!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'