Rescue Dog Champions Mugs

Foster failure

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Doggy Bites

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"I've got a pulse!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'I smell anal glands!'

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Goldie, I'm sinking! It's not time to play.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'I'm sorry about the limp, but I now limit my practice to nutrition. Would you like to buy some dog food?"