Republican Strategist Gifts

Reagacentennial

Boss, as you know, I've decided to become a republican. A step in the right direction. As such, I'm begging you, please

GOP surprise.

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

We Used to Build Things

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Euro Bait

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Impotent Democracy

The Costs Of Doing War.