Republican Rhetorician Pillows

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Information...political rhetoric

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

The Truth

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Language of politics.

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Violent Rhetoric

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

Peace Policy

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth."

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

GOP surprise.

'Not guilty, Your Honor, by reason of watching of watching too much political opponent-bashing.'

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"