Republican Reminiscence Pillows

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Where Are They Now?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'You're always living in the past.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."