Republican Party Prints

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Maga Republicans

Tide-l Wave.

Carly Fiorina

'You haven't had enough yet.'

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

Donald Trump

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Reagacentennial

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

Karataoke

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Pinata Zombies