Republican Loyalist Mugs

While the world's attention has be focused on Vatican city this week, devotions continue in Washington, D.C.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Voter impatience.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Football addict

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Al Baldasaro

Palin's Teabaggers

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Trump's Trophy

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Condoleezza Rice

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Calvin Coolidge

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

The Republican Machine

George W. Bush.

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"Very Republican. I love it."

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

New heart throb.

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."