Laid-back Loyalist Mugs

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"What are we doing today?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Love them rays, Chief."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

While the world's attention has be focused on Vatican city this week, devotions continue in Washington, D.C.

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'