Report Collecting T-Shirts

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Groovy Baby

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Gramophone Headphone

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Space DJ.

Tube men dancing.

"Those D's are misleading."