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A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'