Repeat Gifters Prints

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

It's the thought that counts!

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'It's my stool sample.'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Cats and Gift Bags

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Pushy Cashpoint

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Ockham chooses a razor

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

"Have you finished your wish list to Santa?"

Sharing gifts.