Repeat Gifters Prints

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

It's the thought that counts!

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'It's my stool sample.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Cats and Gift Bags

Pushy Cashpoint

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

Ockham chooses a razor

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

"Have you finished your wish list to Santa?"

Sharing gifts.

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."