Repairs Pillows

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

'I think I found the problem.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Where does this go?'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanics price list.

'He keeps the duct tape industry in the black.'

It was a bum rap.

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

Windshield repair.

TV Repair 101.

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?'

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

'I thought you understood the estimate didn't include parts and labor.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Victor started his career as a telephone repairman

TV Repairman

Exhaust repair

Plumber in a flooded room

"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"

Computer Repairs

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Repairs while-u-wait...

"You were supposed to repair my doorbell yesterday!"

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Master Plumber

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.

"Remedial Karate"

Business repairman.