Repair Wiz Mugs

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Handy-lion

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Bob's DIY Store

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

A mess of mechanics

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

'Duct tape.'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

The Office Dinosaur in: Mr. Fix-it

"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."