Repair Shop Owner Prints

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Acme Flyswatters.

'Just look'in'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Aren't all gifts free?