Renting A First Apartment Gifts

ROOM FOR RENT: 'Bathroom privileges are another $20. a month...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Life Cycle of a Tower Block

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"He huffed and he puffed and he increased our rent."

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'I can't find my key.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'