Rental Rebel T-Shirts

Beware of the Landlord

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Unrest Area.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

A souped up car...

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

House hunting is cruel.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Sleeping on the Job

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."