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Beware of the Landlord

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Unrest Area.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

A souped up car...

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

House hunting is cruel.

Sleeping on the Job

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"I knew I should have checked the meter."