Renovation Project Prints

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Builders.

"Damn wrong wall."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Wallpapering 4

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

Wallpapering.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

"Well I've done the floor! Only two days hard graft, but I thought you said the apartment had a sea view..."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."