Renovation Project Pillows

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Builders.

"Damn wrong wall."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Wallpapering 4

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

Wallpapering.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

"Well I've done the floor! Only two days hard graft, but I thought you said the apartment had a sea view..."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."