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Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Joust Sharpener

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Da Vinci Cod

Raphael

You're my Venus

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sistine Selfie

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

The Death Of Venus

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'