Renaissance Faire Lover T-Shirts

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Radiant, yet flammable.

Francois Rabelais

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

John Stuart Mill

Vitruvian Manatee

Victorian Pub Scene

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Fancy Dress Box

Antique Selfie

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Pull my finger.

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

Medieval Page Boy