Remote Work Veteran Gifts

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Pajama Day 743

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Relaxing in the Sun

Working Late

I should probably get out more.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."