Remote Teaching Rally Pillows

Before we continue... Jackson, please ask your father to put on a bathrobe. Cierra, I still can't see you. Try wuping the hummus off of your camera."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

WE WUZ ROBBED!

Remote learning

"Remember son, school days, best days of your life."

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."

"Oh well look on the bright side, you'll be a world authority when lockdown is over."