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How can I show off my new pants inconspicuously?

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Haircuts

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

1930's Lady.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Purple dress

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'