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Distant but dashing

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

1930's Lady.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Purple dress

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"