Pandemic Style Icon Prints

The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts

Distant but dashing

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Vivienne Westwood

Congratulations on the new you!

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Purple dress

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."