Remote Relationship Navigator Pillows

'I haven't quite worked out the logistics of working at home and being able to kiss up to the boss.'

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'