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"Then it's agreed. She gets the remote M, W, F. He gets it T, Th Sat and Sunday is decided by a steel cage match."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

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Big Deal/Done Deal.

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"I appreciate you keeping up with the vernacular of the times, but please refrain from referring to the billion-dollar restructuring as 'The Dealio'."

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'