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"Then it's agreed. She gets the remote M, W, F. He gets it T, Th Sat and Sunday is decided by a steel cage match."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

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"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'