Remote Learning Survivor Mugs

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Kevin, your studying remotely via zoom was too impersonal. I much prefer to flunk you in person."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Working from home.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

University Challenged

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

'Working at home is nice.. this way, I don't have to worry about my boss harassing me..'

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

There are lessons to be learned from lockdown

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."