Online Learning Survivor Mugs

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Education Plan

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'